LinkedIn: Good news! I was able to obtain job listings that match your qualifications!
Me: Are they actually Director level roles that require 15+ years of experience in a different field?
LinkedIn: I don’t understand.
Me: I want to see job listings I’m qualified for that are not Director level. Is that what you have, or do you have Director level roles?
LinkedIn: I have the job listings.
Me: You’re sure? You have job listings I’m qualified for, and not Director level roles requiring 15+ years of experience?
LinkedIn: That is correct. I have job listings you are qualified for. I do not have Director-level roles.
Me: Excellent! Please show me the job listings.
LinkedIn: Here you go.
*LinkedIn shows: Senior Director, Global Affairs Strategy.*
Me: Thank you, LinkedIn. (proceeds to bang head against wall...)
(This is based on a scene from The Good Place. Great show. Lol, obviously those of us on the job hunt are in The Bad Place.)