I have been having issues at work lately because of the person I sit next to. They are rude, angry, uneducated, and loud. This has completely ruined my work experience. I complained to my boss because my AirPods are not even enough to block out their noises. This person is an absolute neanderthal. Picking up and dropping their mouse constantly while using it, screaming on the phone, gossiping, and dragging on their nose all day...
At my breaking point. Would quit my job if the market wasn't so shit.
What are ways I can annoy this neanderthal back? Something that will not bother me, but drive them crazy.